RL vs. muds
by The Beyonder
RL is the life you have when you are not mudding, Real Life.
I wonder if this is the corporate ladder.
You know you've been in RL to much when you wonder, "Where has my mud
You know you've been in your mud to long when you wonder, "Where has my
In RL life, you pretty much get stuck with the abilities you are born
In your mud, you pretty much get stuck with the ability scores you are
If you mouth someone off in RL, they'll probably want to murder you.
If you mouth someone off on your mud, they probably will murder you.
When you get sick of your mud, you can just save and quit.
When you get sick of RL, you wish you could just save and quit.
In RL, you'll eventually die.
In muds, you'll frequently die.
If you tick God off in RL, he'll probably send you to Hell.
If you tick the mud gods off, they'll probably send you to Hell too.
muds have a tendency to crash when it's least expected.
RL has a tendency to crash when you least expect it.
In RL, you spend all your time trying to make it to the top of the
In muds, you spend all your time trying to make it to the top of the
Chances are, you have to deal with some of the most obnoxious people in
Chances are, when you get online, you'll find these same people playing
In your mud, you spend almost all day on your computer.
In RL, you probably spend almost all day on your computer anyway.
September 2000 Imaginary Realities, the magazine of your mind.
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